I cannot bear to see a bear
Bear down upon a hare.
When bare of hair he strips the hare,
Right there I cry, "Forbear!"
I can think of six thin things and of six thick things too.
I correctly recollect Rebecca MacGregor's reckoning.
If a Hottentot taught a Hottentot tot
To talk ere the tot could totter,
Ought the Hottenton tot
Be taught to say aught, or naught,
Or what ought to be taught her?
If to hoot and to toot a Hottentot tot
Be taught by her Hottentot tutor,
Ought the tutor get hot
If the Hottentot tot
Hoot and toot at her Hottentot tutor?
If one doctor doctors another doctor, does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does he doctor the doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?
If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?
I'm not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's mate.
I'm only plucking pheasants
'Cause the pheasant plucker's late.
Inchworms itching.
I need not your needles, they're needless to me;
For kneading of noodles, 'twere needless, you see;
But did my neat knickers but need to be kneed,
I then should have need of your needles indeed.
Irish wristwatch.
I saw Esau kissing Kate. I saw Esau, he saw me, and she saw I saw Esau.
I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.
Is this your sister's sixth zither, sir?
I thought a thought
But the thought I thought
Was not the thought
I thought I thought.
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